Monday, August 18, 2008

Pssst! Wanna Buy A Bridge?


I can get it for you wholesale.

Let me see if I understand this. In the past several years, Senator John McCain has voted against every single piece of proposed legislation to help the military and military veterans . . . on the grounds that the money needed "would break the budget." When he could be bothered to show up and vote, that is. He never even bothered to attend to cast a vote on a Senate resolution to honor our Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans. A resolution that would add precisely NOTHING to the national budget deficit because it would cost exactly NOTHING.

And he's the pro-veterans candidate?!?

He says Senator Barack Obama changes his position on issues because of Obama's "overwhelming ambition to be president." McCain has no ambition to become president? Or he's being coerced somehow into running as the GOP candidate?

When asked about Obama Nation, a pack of lies and smears if there ever was one, McCain said only, "You gotta keep your sense of humor." I wonder how charitable McCain would be about a book belittling him and his time as a POW in the Hanoi Hilton.

Well, if you vote for McCain, you're either totally gullible or a bigot. In either case, I want to sell you a bridge--in Brooklyn--very solid brick and steel construction. Cash only, up front. I'll take your best offer.

Let me know how much you'd like to spend.

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