All Politics Is Local

For anyone neither residing in nor keeping track of the metro Omaha area, you've missed a fun bit of local politics over the past year or so. Omaha (the evil, greedy big city) has annexed Elkhorn (a tiny, rich, white, suburban, and to-the-west-of-Omaha town),which emphatically did not want to be annexed.

Just about everyone in Elkhorn who has expressed an opinion on the matter (i.e., everyone) has lots of venom to spit and blame to lay at the feet of Omaha in general, and Omaha Mayor Mike Fahey in particular. [So far, my favorite rant has been, "They get to vote in Iraq. We didn't get to vote on this!"--Ed.] And they universally have praised their own (now-former) mayor, city administrator, and legal advisor for their efforts to stave off the inevitable.

Well, here's some news for you Elkhornians (Elkhornites?): you're barking up the wrong tree. If your city officials hadn't wanted to run their town on the cheap, Elkhorn could have annexed enough people and territory itself in time to get Elkhorn's population over the 10,000 threshold. This would have triggered a statutory provision preventing Elkhorn from being taken over by Omaha--but Elkhorn's officials didn't try that until after Omaha had already started to annex Elkhorn. Every court ruling on the matter said that Elkhorn started too late. "You snooze, you lose."

It isn't as though Elkhorn's administrators didn't know what was coming. The topic of Elkhorn's being annexed has been around for years and years, at least ever since Omaha annexed Millard (in southwest Douglas County) back in the mid-70s. But Elkhorn's administrators did not want to absorb the extra costs of increasing their population to the statutory trigger level of 10,000. So they, like the GOP in the previous post, wanted to have their cake and eat it, too. When will people learn that that just doesn't happen?

Nor did the powers that be in Elkhorn want to puruse the same sort of "gentleman's agreement" that Omaha made several years ago with the city of Ralston. Omaha just about surrounds Ralston, except on Ralston's southern edge, which is the county line, but Omaha and Ralston authorities back in the 60s reached an understanding that Omaha would not try to annex Ralston. The agreement has held ever since. Apparently the decsion-makers in Elkhorn rebuffed Omaha's attempts to make a similar arrangement with them. Or so the news reports detailing the history of this mess reveal.

Moreover, the Elkhornites (Elkhornians?) bewailing the loss of "quality governmental services" they surely will suffer (now that they officially reside in Omaha) must not have noticed that Omaha managed to complete the transition in the middle of last Thursday's blizzard. Looked reasonably efficient to me!

Don't get me wrong. I am no fan of Omaha. That's one of the major reasons I live in Bellevue. Besides, Bellevue had its own annexation scare from Omaha back in the 60s--until the US Supreme Court ruled that Nebraska's state constitution prevented "cities of the first class" [which refers to population size, not quality.--Ed] from annexing across county lines. Elkhorn had the misfortune to be located in the same county, Douglas, as Omaha, and not across a county line, a la Bellevue in Sarpy County.

This distinction is one that Elkhorn's administrative and legal advisors either missed or ignored. So why aren't more Elkhornians (Elkhornites?) complaining about that? Could it be that they are infected by the dreaded fuzzy thinking virus? Oh, no, no, no, no--yes.