I just heard on NPR's Marketplace Morning Report that General Nutrition Centers (GNC) will stop carrying televangelist Pat Robertson's protein shake . . . because the powers that be at GNC have determined that Robertson is lying about being able to leg press 2,000 pounds.
As anyone who is reading this thing knows, I surmised last week that he was making that absurd claim in order to sell his concoction. And that's before I knew that GNC was the retailer doing the merchandising!
Pardon me while I "pat" myself on the back. (Actually, I am gloating, but I try not to be too obvious!)
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